#Promises : They are so wasted on myself.


“Are you ready? Do you know? I feel it too…”

— Nero.


QuickFuckMuckCleanGleanPristeen.

Hey Oh. 

Why Do you look so?

Your trousers sweeping de flo’

And you call this fashion oh?

It isn’t sexy no.

So pull them up, Go.

Then maybe I will like you oh.



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Have You Heard The News That You’re Dead? <3


When I can be bothered, Poems may come.


  • Pedestrian:TAXI!
  • Driver:Hey, Get in.
  • Pedestrian:Erm, no.
  • Driver:What, you just hailed a taxi?
  • Pedestrian:No. I've not just turned you into an idol and i'm certainly not having sex with you!

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